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Silliness knows no bounds Fergus Falls Daily Journal

10.08.10

I lately heard on the radio about a guy who up and determined one day to clean his fireplace chimney with a 16-extent shotgun.

Although I didn’t differentiate this man, I felt a growing alliance with his ambitions. And admiration. Lots and lots of awe. After all, not everyone can spend a long day at the mill punching out bunches of metal gizmos, procure home that night, sit down, skim the paper, and as soon as The Lady of the House is momentarily distracted, reach down heavy inside himself for some creative chore solving.

Even better, reach down and find the incentive to realize: “Hey! It’s nonetheless to break out the shotgun and put to death the chimney.”

The fact that he finds enough morality stuff to do it with a rare 16-benchmark, well, that’s just frosting on the harden. For those of you who have never hunted chimney with a 16-judge, you should know that 16-gauges are rather rare, kind of the Edsels of the shotgun overjoyed. Me? I’d have gone in there with the more common 12-also gage. But not this guy.

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